...so, I can't come to the blog right now. Am distracted by all the amazing people and events. Was at Penn Gillette's Rock and Roll Doughnut and Bacon Party earlier, have been gorging myself on debauchery for the third night in a row, and currently a dyslexic/sexlexic goat demon is letting me use his laptop, although I probably have WiFi in my room currently, but just happen to not be there at the moment.
Will be back on Monday with all my pictures, videos, and CRAZY STORIES GALORE!!!
I am now A REAL MAD SCIENCE WRITER!!!!1!
(Ignore the 1.)